漏碗的娱乐机器人

女丑白勺(faint@tx) · 发表于 2013-6-21 14:15:23

本帖最后由 faint@tx 于 2013-6-22 10:22 编辑

#ALIAS chi {s;w;#9 n;#wa 2000;w;dujiang;#3 w;se;sit chair;knock table;get tao;eat tao;get cha;drink cha;nw;e;e;e;dujiang;e;drop cha;drop tao;#wa 2000;#9 s;e;n}
#ALIAS timertest {hp;#add timer 1;#i @timer>2 {log %e[17m【发呆了，去吃饭！】;hp}}
#ALIAS log {#win dummy_log {#sh %time("mm月dd日hh:nn:ss") %1}}
#ALIAS start_ll {#var dasha_times 0;#var dasha_name " ";#var sxtimes 0;#t+ idle}
#ALIAS logchat {#sa chat %1}
#FUNC timer {0}
#FUNC food {93}
#FUNC water {52}
#FUNC sx_name {哥德巴赫}
#FUNC sxed_name {酷卡皮卡}
#FUNC sxtimes {6835}
#FUNC sx_name_all {}
#FUNC sxed_name_all {}
#FUNC dasha_name {西门庆|欢喜禅|死灰|慕容清凉|飞鸟|飞鸟|慕容星一|慕容千年|豌豆黄|流雨风|百狐风|永远|小花|谢大脚|东北风|> 落夏|五魁手|飞龙在天|笑清风|慕容博复|拿铁|汤姆猫|大苹果|宅家摸泥|欢喜禅|冷色调|冰璃|梦波遗|鹿鸣风|好笨|渡星|}
#FUNC dasha_times {31}
#FUNC jilv {220}
#FUNC test {慕容剑法}
#FUNC char {********}
#FUNC passwd {********}
#FUNC player {落夏leilanb}
#FUNC llid {tim}
#FUNC temp {老虎风qlstiger}
#FUNC strrr {哥德巴赫tim}
#FUNC name {哥德巴赫}
#FUNC allplayer {达文西davinci|拍苍蝇tzlua|毕方msconfig|乔伊乌斯leo|慕容双双pass|慕容千年yqqn|慕容星一suohan|笑清风sunny|豆豆龙xiaodou|渡帅jason|阿酷风ancool|慕容天龙liuzs|劲秋风jinqiu|渡星wbc|鹿鸣风xlu|夏遂良psuboy|欢喜佛huanxi|小花fort|若琳oro|冷色调tct|酷卡皮卡xiaoqsz|拿铁xiaoqsc|韦兰铁匠weilan|墨子鱼xiaoqs|冰雨风hercules|呼啦哈sand|倪霞woowodaa|流雨风lylyly|随园sukura|文誉风lyly|辅助动力apu|何尝风lean|追忆recollec|东游西逛tzhe|借东风thfhb|有人gongbu|汤姆猫tmall|轩辕风aisong|无极kknd|慕容无情ban|野兔yetu|小老虎qlstiger|慕容擒兽taddy|本泽benze|天地风云tdfy|灭风mookt|飞鸟sqwyw|澄尘windust|飞龙在天longtian|爱慕mmjj|慕容飘飘andy|慕容清凉xxuebi|天使风angel|豌豆黄galaxy|羽卓成capture|鬼车utilman|台风moling|慕容海尔haier|沙棠meiyasan|本威ioula|百狐风ifox|重明github|一休wuqihen|嵩山夜雨ssyy|凌福冲mytmq|天天风kissme|梦波遗aboy|铜锣烧burry|哥德巴赫tim|要饭的numberx|不醒人士faint|不刮风cdj|西门庆xmq|上官天一leiting|慕容呜呜wuwu|宅家摸泥zjmn|玉蛤蟆mxr|别摸我bmw|慕容的人deren|定风波yanyu|慕容星火touch|慕容博复xenov|路人乙sunqi|仙水yanz|飞扬feiyang|无敌风bywstere|激光nomos|洗髓xisui|西门gbfhb|永远baggio|巽巽icy|艳阳jackcon|东北风lamqian|死灰rocknd|广成子david|欢喜禅hxc|曼茜menthe|}
#FUNC temppp {@ll_tim}
#FUNC ll_zjmn {33}
#FUNC loushao_id {taddy}
#FUNC ll_feiyang {31}
#FUNC ll_bywstere {31}
#FUNC ll_tzhe {34}
#FUNC ll_haier {29}
#FUNC ll_huanxi {17}
#FUNC ll_weilan {9}
#FUNC ll_xlu {14}
#FUNC ll_wbc {14}
#FUNC ll_nomos {14}
#FUNC ll_jackcon {10}
#FUNC ll_yetu {9}
#FUNC ll_lyly {14}
#FUNC ll_rocknd {30}
#FUNC ll_leiting {22}
#FUNC ll_pass {10}
#FUNC ll_ioula {1}
#FUNC ll_tct {18}
#FUNC ll_gbfhb {16}
#FUNC ll_thfhb {13}
#FUNC ll_sisi {6}
#FUNC ll_andy {8}
#FUNC ll_numberx {1}
#FUNC ll_xenov {16}
#FUNC ll_lazyman {1}
#FUNC ll_yanz {20}
#FUNC ll_menthe {16}
#FUNC ll_gongbu {10}
#FUNC ll_nino {2}
#FUNC ll_tdfy {15}
#FUNC ll_davinci {3}
#FUNC ll_taddy {15}
#FUNC ll_leo {12}
#FUNC ll_longtian {24}
#FUNC ll_bmw {4}
#FUNC ll_sunqi {16}
#FUNC ll_angel {20}
#FUNC ll_rayyue {40}
#FUNC ll_sqwyw {30}
#FUNC ll_xiaoqsz {33}
#FUNC ll_mxr {9}
#FUNC ll_moling {11}
#FUNC ll_hercules {4}
#FUNC ll_icy {14}
#FUNC ll_burry {29}
#FUNC ll_xisui {20}
#FUNC ll_baggio {16}
#FUNC ll_aboy {18}
#FUNC ll_cdj {14}
#FUNC ll_mmjj {32}
#FUNC ll_tim {31}
#FUNC ll_faint {16}
#FUNC ll_touch {21}
#FUNC ll_xiaoqs {34}
#FUNC ll_leilanb {25}
#FUNC ll_qlstiger {12}
#FUNC ll_chihan {42}
#FUNC ll_xiaoqsc {32}
#FUNC ll_tmall {27}
#FUNC ll_xmq {8}
#FUNC ll_kknd {13}
#FUNC ll_gfgzssls {27}
#FUNC ll_recollec {15}
#FUNC ll_richie {8}
#FUNC ll_tlsdm {7}
#FUNC ll_mahua {6}
#FUNC ll_wuqihen {11}
#FUNC ll_lamqian {17}
#FUNC ll_ssyy {14}
#FUNC ll_benze {10}
#FUNC ll_xxuebi {13}
#FUNC ll_ximen {4}
#FUNC ll_hxc {17}
#FUNC ll_liuzs {4}
#FUNC ll_jason {16}
#FUNC ll_sunny {11}
#FUNC ll_sosk {62}
#FUNC ll_apu {4}
#FUNC ll_gui {60}
#FUNC ll_bansan {25}
#FUNC ll_lean {23}
#FUNC ll_bigapple {71}
#FUNC ll_sosktz {49}
#FUNC ll_lylyly {11}
#FUNC ll_sukura {17}
#FUNC ll_galaxy {16}
#FUNC ll_sywjmm {1}
#FUNC ll_deren {21}
#FUNC ll_hiv {44}
#FUNC ll_woowodaa {3}
#FUNC ll_sand {4}
#FUNC ll_tzt {41}
#FUNC ll_xiaohou {42}
#FUNC ll_ancool {16}
#FUNC ll_utilman {6}
#FUNC ll_github {7}
#FUNC ll_meiyasan {5}
#FUNC ll_oro {9}
#FUNC ll_msconfig {2}
#FUNC ll_fort {9}
#FUNC ll_psuboy {5}
#FUNC ll_jenny {1}
#FUNC ll_david {25}
#FUNC ll_lyl {22}
#FUNC ll_ifox {35}
#FUNC ll_capture {20}
#FUNC ll_ban {10}
#FUNC ll_xiaodou {16}
#FUNC ll_mooktt {11}
#FUNC ll_wuwu {8}
#FUNC ll_mytmq {29}
#FUNC ll_bukong {1}
#FUNC ll_suohan {3}
#FUNC ll_symbol {17}
#FUNC ll_yqqn {3}
#FUNC current_time {48828}
#FUNC old_time {46559}
#FUNC start_time {48828}
#FUNC over_time {57995}
#FUNC usetime {2269}
#FUNC ll_backhb {12}
#FUNC ll_jinqiu {2}
#FUNC ll_xunuothd {41}
#FUNC ll_beauty {6}
#FUNC ll_kissme {22}
#FUNC ll_badou {42}
#FUNC ll_tzlua {6}
#FUNC ll_tplink {11}
#FUNC ll_linklink {27}
#FUNC ll_yuchang {42}
#FUNC ll_smart {28}
#FUNC ll_ganjiang {43}
#FUNC ll_yuyuan {29}
#FUNC ll_hunt {12}
#FUNC ll_aisong {1}
#FUNC ll_yingz {24}
#FUNC ll_long {10}
#FUNC ll_price {3}
#FUNC ll_icbc {27}
#FUNC ll_xiaoyou {26}
#FUNC ll_dlsgs {1}
#FUNC ll_pzyy {10}
#FUNC ll_mookt {10}
#FUNC ll_joe {5}
#FUNC ll_yanyu {21}
#FUNC ccc {@loutimes_taddy}
#FUNC loutimes_menthe {10}
#FUNC loutimes_hxc {1}
#FUNC loutimes_david {1}
#FUNC loutimes_rocknd {2}
#FUNC loutimes_lamqian {1}
#FUNC loutimes_jackcon {1}
#FUNC loutimes_icy {1}
#FUNC loutimes_baggio {1}
#FUNC loutimes_gbfhb {1}
#FUNC loutimes_xisui {1}
#FUNC loutimes_nomos {1}
#FUNC loutimes_bywstere {1}
#FUNC loutimes_feiyang {1}
#FUNC loutimes_yanz {1}
#FUNC loutimes_sunqi {3}
#FUNC loutimes_xenov {1}
#FUNC loutimes_touch {1}
#FUNC loutimes_yanyu {1}
#FUNC loutimes_deren {2}
#FUNC loutimes_bmw {1}
#FUNC loutimes_mxr {1}
#FUNC loutimes_zjmn {1}
#FUNC loutimes_wuwu {1}
#FUNC loutimes_leiting {1}
#FUNC loutimes_xmq {1}
#FUNC loutimes_cdj {1}
#FUNC loutimes_faint {3}
#FUNC loutimes_numberx {1}
#FUNC loutimes_tim {1}
#FUNC loutimes_burry {1}
#FUNC loutimes_aboy {1}
#FUNC loutimes_kissme {1}
#FUNC loutimes_mytmq {1}
#FUNC loutimes_ssyy {1}
#FUNC loutimes_wuqihen {1}
#FUNC loutimes_github {1}
#FUNC loutimes_ifox {1}
#FUNC loutimes_ioula {1}
#FUNC loutimes_meiyasan {1}
#FUNC loutimes_haier {1}
#FUNC loutimes_moling {1}
#FUNC loutimes_utilman {1}
#FUNC loutimes_capture {1}
#FUNC loutimes_galaxy {1}
#FUNC loutimes_angel {1}
#FUNC loutimes_xxuebi {1}
#FUNC loutimes_andy {1}
#FUNC loutimes_mmjj {1}
#FUNC loutimes_longtian {1}
#FUNC ll_windust {5}
#FUNC loutimes_windust {1}
#FUNC loutimes_sqwyw {1}
#FUNC loutimes_mookt {1}
#FUNC temp2 {@loutimes_taddy}
#FUNC loutimes_tmall {1}
#FUNC loutimes_tdfy {1}
#FUNC loutimes_benze {1}
#FUNC loutimes_taddy {3}
#FUNC loutimes_qlstiger {4}
#FUNC loutimes_yetu {1}
#FUNC loutimes_ban {1}
#FUNC loutimes_kknd {1}
#FUNC loutimes_aisong {1}
#FUNC loutimes_gongbu {1}
#FUNC loutimes_thfhb {1}
#FUNC loutimes_tzhe {1}
#FUNC loutimes_recollec {1}
#FUNC loutimes_lean {1}
#FUNC loutimes_apu {1}
#FUNC loutimes_lyly {1}
#FUNC loutimes_sukura {1}
#FUNC loutimes_lylyly {1}
#FUNC loutimes_woowodaa {1}
#FUNC loutimes_sand {1}
#FUNC loutimes_hercules {1}
#FUNC loutimes_xiaoqs {1}
#FUNC loutimes_weilan {1}
#FUNC loutimes_xiaoqsc {1}
#FUNC loutimes_xiaoqsz {1}
#FUNC loutimes_tct {1}
#FUNC loutimes_oro {1}
#FUNC loutimes_fort {1}
#FUNC loutimes_huanxi {2}
#FUNC loutimes_psuboy {1}
#FUNC loutimes_xlu {1}
#FUNC loutimes_wbc {1}
#FUNC loutimes_jinqiu {1}
#FUNC loutimes_liuzs {1}
#FUNC loutimes_ancool {1}
#FUNC loutimes_jason {1}
#FUNC loutimes_xiaodou {1}
#FUNC loutimes_sunny {1}
#FUNC loutimes_suohan {1}
#FUNC loutimes_yqqn {1}
#FUNC loutimes_pass {1}
#FUNC loutimes_leo {1}
#FUNC loutimes_msconfig {1}
#FUNC loutimes_tzlua {1}
#FUNC loutimes_davinci {1}
#ALARM {*60} {timertest} {idle} 527
#TRIGGER {^>} {#var timer 0} {idle} 519
#TRIGGER {^????·食物·%s(%d).%d~%} {food=%1} {hp} 519
#TRIGGER {^????·饮水·%s(%d).%d~%} {water=%1} {hp} 519
#TRIGGER {^??你说道：「去吃饭么」} {#if (@food<50 or @water<50) {chi} {hp;#ts 300}} {} 519
#TRIGGER {^(*)冲上前去，激动地紧紧握住(*)的双手，哽咽着说不出话来。$过了一会儿，(*)才说道：「我等侯段王爷的消息多时，正在踌躇为何音讯全无，真是多谢这位(*)。」} {#math sxtimes @sxtimes+1;sx_name=%2;sxed_name=%1;log %e[15m【%e[17m@sx_name%e[15m】给【%e[17m@sxed_name%e[15m】送信，结果没有被打傻！;say 共有@sxtimes次送信;#math jilv (@sxtimes/@dasha_times);say 打傻几率约为1/@jilv;l;#t+ log_id} {ll log} 519
#TRIGGER {^??{系统提示：有多个玩家在你所在IP登录！|系统提示：有未绑定帐号在你所在IP登录！}} {#gag} {} 519
#TRIGGER {*「唰」的一声抽出} {#gag} {gag} 519
#TRIGGER {*卸除*} {#gag} {gag} 519
#TRIGGER {*{戴上|装备上}} {#gag} {gag} 519
#TRIGGER {*练习} {#gag} {gag} 519
#TRIGGER {*{将手|伸手|将一}*} {#gag} {gag} 519
#TRIGGER {*往南面} {#gag} {gag} 519
#TRIGGER {*{一口气|崔老板}} {#gag} {gag} 519
#TRIGGER {^(*)将失落的信笺交给了(*)。$(*)狐疑地看着(*)：「这信怎么落到你的手上？」} {#math dasha_times @dasha_times+1;dasha_name=%additem(@dasha_name,%1);#math sxtimes @sxtimes+1;sx_name=%1;sxed_name=%2;log %e[15m【%e[17m@sx_name%e[15m】给【%e[17m@sxed_name%e[15m】送信，结果真%e[17m打傻了！;say 共有@sxtimes次送信,被打傻人员：@dasha_name} {ll log} 519
#TRIGGER {*{穿上|脱了|丢下|捡起}*} {#gag} {gag} 519
#TRIGGER {^Connected to host} {#if @flagdisconnect {#unv flagdisconnect;#di @char} {#t+ login;#ts 0;no}} {} 519
#TRIGGER {您目前的权限是：|重新连线完毕。} {start_ll} {login} 519
#TRIGGER {^人物目前正在游戏当中，您可以取而代之，确定请打} {#hi} {login} 519
#TRIGGER {英文 ID 已经存在，请输入密码或者直接回车重新选择 ID。} {@passwd;y} {login} 519
#TRIGGER {^「书剑*共有} {#ti off;@char} {login} 519
#TRIGGER {(*)@sx_name~((*)~)} {name=@sx_name;llid=%lower(%2);strrr=%concat(@name,@llid);#if %ismember(@strrr,@allplayer) {temppp=@ll_@llid;#math ll_@llid @temppp+1;say @name你很勤快么，在当铺都送信@temppp次了。} {allplayer=%additem(@allplayer,@strrr);#var ll_@llid 1;#var loutimes_@llid 1;#var loutimes_@llid 1};#t- log_id} {log_id} 518
#TRIGGER {^??【{闲聊|谣言|】*} {#cap chat} {} 519
#TRIGGER {^??【闲聊】赵城之(Zhao chengzhi)：从今以后，(*)~((*)~) 改姓名为：(*)。} {old_name=%1;new_name=%3;allplayer=%replace(@all_player,@old_name,@new_name)} {gaiming} 519
#TRIGGER {^??【谣言】(*)：*} {#if %len(%1)<9 {#if %ismember(%1,某人) {} {#math current_time %time("nn")*60+%time("hh")*3600+%time("ss");old_time=@start_time;start_time=@current_time;#math usetime @start_time-@old_time;#if @usetime>5 {loushao_id=%replace(%left(%copy(@allplayer,%pos(%1,@allplayer),17),%pos(|,%copy(@allplayer,%pos(%1,@allplayer),17))-1),%1,"");#if %null(@loushao_id) {#CASE %random {chat %1！你难道不送失落的信件么。。} {chat* 对%1说道：你也太懒了，解密机会都不要！} {chat %1你不想被打傻了啊！} {chat 不动手送失落的信件，你不惭愧么？} {chat 好吧，%1是纯挂机，不做失落信笺，佩服！佩服！} {chat* 对%1大叫一声：我靠，你够狠！失落信笺你也不做！}} {ccc=@loutimes_@loushao_id;chat 发现漏勺一枚，id是@loushao_id，这个家伙已经漏了@ccc次了！;#CASE %random {chat* hi @loushao_id} {chat* is @loushao_id} {chat* escape @loushao_id} {chat* taunt @loushao_id} {chat* stare @loushao_id}} {temp2=@loutimes_@loushao_id;#math loutimes_@loushao_id @temp2+1;say 漏的时间太短，说话容易噎死，暂时放过%1这个漏勺！}}}} } {loushao} 519
#TRIGGER {^??【谣言】(*)：*} {#if %len(%1)<9 {#if %ismember(%1,某人) {} {loushao_id=%replace(%left(%copy(@allplayer,%pos(%1,@allplayer),17),%pos(|,%copy(@allplayer,%pos(%1,@allplayer),17))-1),%1,"");#if %null(@loushao_id) {#show 漏勺id没有查到} {#sh 累计漏勺次数;temp2=@loutimes_@loushao_id;#math loutimes_@loushao_id @temp2+1}}} } {loushaotimes} 519

幽幽无艳(richbaby@ts) · 发表于 2013-6-21 15:31:22

这。。。确实娱乐

慕容擒兽(taddy@tx) · 发表于 2013-6-21 17:44:29

#FUNC char {niub}
#FUNC passwd {Bobobo1}

亮点

渡搞(lyl@tx) · 发表于 2013-6-21 19:38:32

taddy@tx 发表于 2013-6-21 17:44
亮点

{:3_53:}

慕容鱼肠(yuchang@tx) · 发表于 2013-6-21 20:27:15

很大公无私啊，psd都分享了

女丑白勺(faint@tx) · 发表于 2013-6-22 10:18:00

谁愿意要，谁拿去，哈哈哈

慕容呜呜(wuwu@tx) · 发表于 2013-6-22 10:35:22

不要。

渡霸(wbc@tx) · 发表于 2013-6-22 11:38:42

要来合用？？？？？？这才是个问题

刀郎(lewel@ts) · 发表于 2013-6-22 12:19:20

不要

慕容的人(deren@tx) · 发表于 2013-6-22 14:33:03

漏碗原来是你，我靠，好神奇的机器人艾。

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